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BAZZA SMELLS LIKE DUST RUM AND BAD DECISIONS FOOTY SHORT-PRE ORDER

$40.00

PRE-ORDER – “BAZZA THE BOURBON BOAR” FOOTY SHORTS

Meet Bazza, the Bourbon Boar — rough around the edges, smells like dust, rum, and questionable design choices… but he’s your new best mate on a pair of shorts. These black beauties are simple, bold, and built for trouble.

SIZING

We recommend sizing up—these run a little snug.
For example: I usually wear a woman’s size 10 and prefer a fitted Medium in these.

Available sizes:
From Kids Size 2 to Adult 6XL
(Need something bigger? Just reach out—we’re proudly size inclusive!)

FEATURES:
• Premium, heavy-duty 100% polyester
(Not the flimsy stuff—these cop a beating and still come back for more)
• Drawstring waistband
(Adjusts to your comfort — whether you’re at a BNS ball or the pub)
• Single Zipper pocket design
(One’s all you need for the essentials — phone, lighter, or that last Bourbon can)

PLEASE NOTE:
• This is a PRE-ORDER item
• Orders ship on the 25th of each month (around about)
• Slight delays may occur—thanks for backing slow-made, small-batch Aussie gear

COPYRIGHT NOTICE:

All designs and website content are © Lye County Customs 2018
Last updated: 13.07.2025